Hot Tails, Full movie (1984)

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Description: AKA: Bunny's Never-Ending Fantasies
Ron Jeremy, sometimes known as Ron Hyatt (his real name), also known as the Hedgehog (not his real name), is best known, improbably, as the world's most famous male porn star. Why improbably? Well, he's 43 years old, 5-foot-7 and a slice of cheesecake away from 200 pounds. He's also as hairy as a Chia Pet. And his swarthy, puffy, sometimes sweaty, mustachioed mug inspires comparisons to Pagliaccio and the Frito bandito. A stereotypical stud, Ron Jeremy is not.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Summer Rose, Ron Jeremy
Scene 2. Amber Lynn, Melanie Scott, Steve Powers
Scene 3. Bunny Bleu, Steve Drake
Scene 4. Debra Lynn, Marc Wallice
Scene 5. Beverly Bliss, Melanie Scott, guy
Scene 6. Summer Rose, Shone Taylor
Scene 7. Angel West, Rick Cassidy, Steve Drake
Scene 8. Bunny Bleu, Steve Powers
Scene 9. Ali Moore, Bunny Bleu
Review:
Hot Tails is essentially an all sex straight to video quickie that was made in the mid-80s. Hot Tails might actually be a compilation movie with a little connective material that was shot to link the scenes together. The connective tissue has Jane (Ali Moore) who has her high school friend Jill (Bunny Bleu) over for a spaghetti lunch while Jane is on break from college. Jane and Jill reminisce about high school and about their friend Kelly's party. The little dialog that is present is absolutely horrible and there is no story here. No attempt at an arc of any sort, any conflict, anything at all.
The sex scenes here are very generic and literally could have been made for any adult movie. The scenes, on average, are poorly made leaving the actors sometimes completely faceless throughout the scene. The cast members in the scenes are reused as different characters throughout the movie, again giving the impression that this is a compilation of scenes from other previously existing sources. Most of the sex scenes have no dialog just moans and groans with 80s adult movie music over the scenes. A few scenes have some dialog but most of what is said is drowned out by the music. Then to bring the disappointment this movie offers to its climax, the scene that the movie builds to with Jane and Jill is glossed right over.
Hot Tails is an easily forgettable shot on video adult movie that is likely either a compilation of previously released scenes or a collection of scenes that were unable to be used for their original intended purpose. Either way, the movie is a clear and obvious repackage. The entire movie is poorly shot, from the non-sexual footage to the sex scenes themselves. The scenes that were used in the movie are not even close to being good scenes. Hot Tails is not a movie that anyone should ever bother to see.

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