Deep Rub, Full movie (1979)

83% (38 / 9)

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Description: A masseuse takes on different disguises to satisfy her clients with sex. She disguises herself as a boat crewman, a Chinese girl, and an uninformed motorist.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Desiree Cousteau, Paul Thomas
Scene 2. Desiree Cousteau, Serena, Paul Thomas
Scene 3. Desiree Cousteau, Serena, Sharon Kane, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, John Holmes, Spender Travis
Scene 4. Desiree Cousteau, Michael Morrison, Mike Horner
Scene 5. Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Paul Thomas
Scene 6. Desiree Cousteau, John Seeman
Scene 7. Desiree Cousteau, faceless guy
Review:
The masseuse is a mainstay (currently quite popular) in porn, but this all-star production from the Golden Age simply rounds up the usual suspects and kills time.

Pic opens with Paul Thomas in his Corvette giving Desiree Cousteau a ride and hiring her as a masseuse after some fake romantic b.s. & a hump on the grass. The film quickly becomes asinine as PT has Serena teach Desiree how to suck cock, then the fine art of lesbian sex. An infantile approach treats Cousteau as if she were retarded or something.

Next, an orgy on a charter fishing boat involving John Holmes kills time, followed by a cutely racist (cute, given it's taking place in the past, not now) sequence. Desiree is asked to impersonate an Oriental woman as part of her job, and picks up Mike Horner and Michael Morrison in Chinatown for a threesome, attempting a fake accent.

Her next client (it's quite clear that she's not a masseuse but a hooker by now) is a voyeur who likes to watch his wife make love to another woman. Leonard Kirtman very clumsily directs this scene and seems improvised, with the wife, beautiful Annette Haven, looking uncomfortable while the movie's title song is reprised. PT joins in for a threesome, and for the second time in the movie, his money shot looks fake. To top it off, there's no husband this time, so either the scene makes no sense (likely), or PT fabricated the entire assignment (who cares?).

The next scene of PT sending her to service his car mechanic sexually in lieu of paying the guy is merely stupid. Humping John Seeman, even a pro like Desiree, is caught looking at the camera.

Last test before PT grants her a Deep Rub franchise of her own: she must get a guy to full erection and ejaculation in 4 minutes. This is the gimmick (but with an extended time frame) right out of a vintage Rene Bond movie, with hokey clock-ticking music. The subject is "Sammy," but we never see his face, and the money shot is not shown!

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