Pizza Girls, Full movie (1978)

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Description: AKA: Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls
A money-losing pizzeria starts offering more than just pizza on their deliveries, running afoul of a competing fried chicken outlet.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Desiree Cousteau, John Holmes
Scene 2. Candida Royalle, Richard Pacheco
Scene 3. Laurien Dominique, Paul Thomas, Spender Travis
Scene 4. Desiree Cousteau, Carl Regal
Scene 5. Vicky Lindsay
Scene 6. Christine DeShaffer, Vicky Lindsay
Scene 7. Candida Royalle, Christine DeShaffer, John Holmes
Scene 8. Desiree Cousteau, John Seeman
Scene 9. Christine DeShaffer, Paul Thomas
Scene 10. Christine DeShaffer, Vicky Lindsay
Review:
I originally reviewed this about a year ago, taking on the stance of someone who had been duped into watching it based on the belief that it was a comedy. Part of my review said: "I rented this expecting a comedy, but it is not." I thought my review was pretty funny, if I do say so myself, but apparently, no one else got it since it received five unhelpful votes out of five altogether.
Anyway, truth be told this actually is a good porn film and it's quite funny. The late John Holmes shows off his considerable talents as the "Pizza Man" (as he's billed in the credits) who shows a bunch of girls a good time.
I'm not all that into porn, but '70s porn was definitely the best, when they became pretentious like this and tried to develop plots (as seen in P.T. Anderson's brilliant satire "Boogie Nights").
I think it's pointless to say if you don't like watching naked people go at it, bad acting and hilariously inane dialogue, you won't like this.
But if you enjoy John Holmes attempting to act out scenes of dialogue, it's a hoot!
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Windy City Bob
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By Windy City Bob - 3 weeks ago
I LOVE this film. A farce, spoof on the pizza delivery business made popular in the 70's and 80's in the US by dozen of competing national chains and competing local businesses. Everything from barbecue pizza to Chicago style to thin crusts, they all had a hook. John figures out a way to run a call girl operation fronting as a pizza shop that delivers. Great joke dialogue at times. "Here's your pizza, and here's your pepperoni (his dick)" to a woman customer. Desiree Cousteau: "This reminds me of Alabama." A "bell pepper" or "double bell pepper" order was a girl or two for lesbian action. Yes, the film is nonsensical. A porn version of the "Three Stooges". I have seen this film MANY times over many years, it is a classic.
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