Blondes Have More Fun, Full (1979)

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Description: A love potion sold at a health-food store, invented by a crafty con artist, causes the whole city of San Francisco to go sex crazy.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Jesie St. James, Mick South
Scene 2. Suzanne French
Scene 3. girl, John Leslie
Scene 4. Phaery I. Burd, Fable And Uno
Scene 5. Jesie St. James, Mick South
Scene 6. Cris Cassidy, Daoud Alar
Scene 7. 2 girls, John Leslie
Scene 8. Suzanne French, Billy Dee
Scene 9. Lisa K. Loring, Lynn Lucas, Lysa Thatcher
Scene 10. Anubodh, Gayano
Scene 11. Jayne Paygan, guy
Scene 12. Diana Holt, Herschel Savage
Scene 13. Seka, John Leslie
Scene 14. Anubodh, Dorothy Lemay, Lisa K. Loring, Lynn Lucas, Lysa Thatcher, Jayne Paygan, Gayano, Ken Scudder
Reviews:
When a sex-crazed scientist concocts a new aphrodisiac mixture, the stage is set for pure passion and freaky fun in this tantalizing treat from the early 80s. The potion not only drives women into an erotic frenzy, it also grows hair on bald heads and gives men an extra dose of potency. Even an old drunk like John Leslie finds the potion unbeatable -- one sip and he's off to the local brothel to wear out each and every gal there! Jessie St. James takes a drink and instantly becomes a ravenous sex kitten, while Dorothy Lemay uses it to stop her man from peaking too soon. Tongue-in-cheek humor and wild action permeate the video, which is a fun-filled, action-packed reminder of the power of classic porn.

Very familiar as a comical porn actor in the early '70s, John Seeman directed a few comedies, of which BLONDS HAVE MORE FUN is a diverting but routine vehicle.

The familiar premise revolves around a mythical aphrodisiac PQM2-in this case, invented by Prof. Brains (played by an anonymous actor) -It's initially sold in huckster- fashion at a local health foods store, but ultimately threatens the entire city of San Francisco.

Farcical sex scenes are enlivened by Seeman's talented cast, including Dorothy LeMay as a fellow professor, lovely loops veteran Suzannah French, reigning porn queen at the time Jesie St. James, and especially young Lysa Thatcher, who steals her scenes, including an inevitable orgy. John Leslie is hammy as a degenerate who looks like a bum but has tons of cash to drop at a local brothel. An old lady (Amber Rae) has a semi-nude scene, typical of director Seeman's emphasis on comedy over strictly sexual content.

The film is obviously low-budget (the health foods store's sign is scrawled by hand rather than a professional job), but film has a joie de vivre that makes it watchable. Especially fun is Seeman's end credits sequence identifying the cast members with their faces, and throwing himself in too, though he doesn't appear in the film proper.

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