Anal Attack, Uncut Movie (1991)

Description: In this latest exercise in imagination stretching, Leanna Foxxx is in a Beverly Hills apartment that has been converted into a prison. Seems that San Quentin is filled. She and the guard Biff Malibu sit on a couch and talk about anal encounters between prisoners and guards at other luxury annexes of the California penal system. Buck Adams must have committed some crime because his cell is an outdoor one with a swimming pool. In other words, folks, the Biff/Leanna scene is just the wraparounder while the other stuff is the wraparoundee. None of it is overly erotic or original in concept, with Sandra Scream and Woody Long, here billed as Buster Cockburm, taking bottom honors. Penny Lane, not seen in awhile, contributes the only life to this minor effort, but not enough.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Sandra Scream, Woody Long
Scene 2. Penny Lane, Sean Michaels
Scene 3. Kay Martin, Buck Adams
Scene 4. Flame, Sean Michaels
Scene 5. Leanna Foxxx, Biff Malibu
Review:
Leanna's in jail for maxing out all her credit cards and still going out on an obsessive shopping streak (or some other lame excuse). Biff's the cop who sits in the cell with her and makes her feel at ease by telling her about the previously horny cellmates he's seen in his time. The running theme is that each couple performs anal sex and the weird thing is that none of the pairings from Biff's 'tails' take place in jail. In totally predictable porn fashion, the storytelling has gotten Leanna and Biff both so horny that they fuck. The end. [By the way, the jail cell is set up quite cozily from what we see, which isn't much - with a plant, a picture on the wall, and a comfy-looking couch where they are both seated. Porno movies have never been accused of being realistic anyways.

Scene one kicks off with Sandra Scream in a shower. Biff, by the way, tells Leanna that the two people he's about to talk about are indeed Sandra Scream and Buster Cockburn (aka Woody Long) but that it's Woody who did more of the screaming. Could it be because he took a dildo up the ass? No doubt about it. Once Ms. Scream joins him on the bed they get into a discussion about anal sex and she says that she might do it if he'll do it too. He promises to go along with her proposition and tells her not to hurt him. First though, they do a 69.

Sandra, who has a pretty face and wavy blonde hair that's just a tad past shoulder length, is a big-framed gal with a large set of enhanced breasts that are quite moveable (no noticeable scars). I usually enjoy watching her in action even though all her b/g scenes were performed with Woody (apart from the blowjob she gave Tom Byron in "Juicy Sex Scandals") but this scene basically puts her to waste and places Mr. Long in the spotlight. While in the 69, Woody begins sticking his finger in her ass but she calls him a nasty boy and slaps his inner right thigh hard. Wanting him to withdraw, she says, "I told you I'm fucking your ass first. Understand?" Ms. Scream usually did seem to have a bit of a take-charge attitude about her - to me, anyways - although I can't remember a scene that put it on display very well (or at least, to great length).

Working her mouth on his throbbing member (Woody certainly has a cock longer than most of the crop of porn actors, having adopted an appropriate enough last name), Sandra sucks the head slowly and tongues his shaft a bit. Ms. Scream does have a long tongue herself, but we don't get to see too much of it. After kissing briefly, they get into a brief cowgirl. Followed by that is Woody turning over on his knees for her to lick his anus. Sandra also takes his cock and pulls it backwards to suck and lick a bit too. After rimming him, she gets a large life-like dildo and slowly sticks it in. Spanking his ass, she tells him to jack off. If this sort of thing turns you on, then the next few minutes should serve you well as Ms. Scream pumps the toy rhythmically, with Woody moaning out like he really enjoys it. For the finale, Long's laying on his back (still butt-plugged) and jerking off all over his chest. Then it ends. Hey, hang on a sec. Sandra said she'd do anal if he did it too. Oh wait. She said she 'might' do it. Still, how misleading! An anal video that features buxom bombshell Sandra Scream... and the anal is performed on her man instead? Ok, so she never performed anal in her porn career. However, putting her in such a themed tape is very deceiving.

The second scene has black stud Sean Michaels (here with a small mustache/goatee) paired up with Penny Lane. Penny's a not-so-attractive brunette with her short hair put up, small natural tits, and a patch of pubic hair. She's wearing a black vest/jacket (to start with), black nylons, and black heels. In the living room, Ms. Lane's sitting on a couch as Sean stands before her for a blowjob. She does an admirably sensual job on him, sucking slowly and taking only half (at most) of his dick down her throat. A bit of ball-licking follows. Now with her vest taken off, Penny has her clit sucked, and pussy fingered and appears to get wet enough for him; her labia and his fingers glisten.

They give each other a short kiss before fucking in mish. Sean probes her slowly and there seem to be small moments of intensity when Penny flinches and gets a savage look in her eyes (but remains still and isn't that vocal). Eventually, her feet are raised up onto his shoulders. For the anal, we cut to Sean already in her ass while in doggy style. He penetrates slowly but isn't entirely erect as he holds his shaft (which curves to the side when he tries pushing himself further in). When we cut to a longshot side-view of their fucking, Sean's not holding his cock and seems to be pumping rhythmically - so that could only mean he's really inside her pussy at this point (a very lame execution of 'trick photography'; if he was still grabbing his shaft then it would have been believable - which would lead viewers to think that two cameras were capturing the action simultaneously). For the cumshot, Sean pulls out and pops a very mild one on Penny's lower back. She smears it around, then later grabs his shaft and spanks her ass with it. She also gives him post-cum head.

Outdoors poolside is the setting for the third scene between Kay Martin (hmm.. I wonder where she buys her clothes?) and Buck Adams. They're both naked, and Kay's a 30-year-old-looking brunette with a cleft in her chin, her hair up in a ponytail, small natural tits, and a tiny patch of pubic hair on her clit. I also don't find her very attractive. We open up on them with Ms. Martin immediately giving head to Buck. He's sitting on the edge of this inground pool and she's in the water. Kay does an admiral job which Buck seems to enjoy well enough then they switch places for a mish- like stuffer (she's sitting on the edge as Buck's standing in the water). We get more body display angles than penetration. They briefly kiss and embrace then she moves over to the steps of the pool and assumes the doggy position on them (her knees in the water).

Moments later she says "Give it to me up my ass," and we catch an insertion shot from an above-diagonal angle. A decent angle, with an equally nice shot of the anal from behind. "Cum in my mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth," is the next thing to come out of *her* mouth and minutes later, she gets it. Due to the cuts in the camera shots, it's not really an ass-to-mouth segment but Buck climbs up to her face and squirts a drop on her chin with a streak landing on the left side of her mouth right down to her jaw. The most she does from here is wiggle her tongue 'round his cockhead.

Sean Michaels returns for the fourth scene with Flame, a pretty redhead with shoulder-length frizzy hair, small natural breasts, thin patch of red pubes, and a freckled upper chest and shoulders. She's sitting down on a couch with a dress hiked around her waist and also wearing purple heels as Sean sucks her right nipple, eventually working his way to her left one. He also rubs her pussy a bit as well and briefly twirls his tongue with hers. When he licks her pussy, Flame rubs her clit. Then he stands up and she unbuckles his belt and slides his pants down to give him head. She does a sensual job, working the cockhead mostly and not taking much of his shaft in her mouth.

A mish follows, which Flame moans her way through, then a doggy. It's in this position that the anal takes place but we see no insertion shot. However, we get a decent view of penetration. As the cameraman pans out a bit, we see that Flame is rubbing the tip of a pink dildo on her clit. For the finale, Flame turns around to catch the pop shot on her face (cut-to's prevent this from being a direct ass-to-mouth). Sean gets a sprinkle or two in her hair, a bit on her chin, as well as her neck and lower body. It's mostly all sprinkles, mind you. Very mild pop shot.

Finally, the inevitable pairing of Leanna and Biff in the jail cell takes place. "Ready for a little anal attack?" he asks. Ms. Foxxx is a pretty gal (of Latina/Hispanic heritage?) with a cleft in her chin, a tattoo on her left arm near her wrist, large enhanced boobs, and a thin patch of pubic hair. Her dark hair is put up and she's got dangling earrings, as well as a two-piece black lace ensemble that's quite sexy. The bottom half is a garter belt that stretches out as nylons (a one-piece garter belt/nylon) and she's also got black heels on. The top part (which we see in between each of the previous sex scenes) comes off rather quickly and as Biff's fingering her pussy while licking her clit, she's wearing black panties (which unnoticeably come off as the scene progresses). At one point she smiles and tells him he hit the right spot.

A blowjob follows. Biff's got a reasonably small pecker that Leanna sucks rather easily, practically taking it all down her throat as she goes down on him. They get into cowgirl first. "Tell me more about the anal attack!" she tells him in the middle of their fucking and soon after, we catch them in doggy style. We see Biff inserting himself up her butt which is a little marred by his balls which kind of block the view (throughout the anal shots we are exposed to). He gives her a few rapid pumps, but she's not really vocal. She definitely would have been if her partner was instead Rocco Siffredi or Ron Jeremy (for example)! Leanna also reaches under and spreads her pussy lips a bit.

Next, they're in mish. A vaginal mish at that. They kiss briefly and the cameraman seems to have a fixation with Biff instead of Leanna. For the cumshot, Biff shoots some between her tits and on her stomach as well as a wad landing on her garter belt. "That... was an anal attack," he tells her and gives her a few more kisses. If Biff considers what he gave her an 'anal attack'.. maybe *he* should be put in another jail cell with some big burly dude named Bubba who would probably show him the real meaning of the term.