Agent 77, Full movie (1970)

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Description: In this silly comedy, Agent 77 Rodney Ravishing is sent to infiltrate K.U.N.T.Z. and save his partner. K.U.N.T.Z. is controlled by the grand mistress, and only Agent 77 can use his special abilities to save the day.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. girl, guy
Scene 2. 3 girls, guy, John Keith
Scene 3. Maria Arnold, William Dale
Scene 4. girl
Scene 5. 3 girls, guy, John Keith
Scene 6. girl, guy
Review:
I'll keep my critique brief, as this typically slapdash early porn feature is more embarrassing than entertaining, given star John Keith's nonstop limp-wrist portrayal of an effeminate secret agent 77. It apparently is attracting a "so bad it's good" mindless following 50 years after release.
Yes, zoftig star Maria Arnold has a lengthy XXX scene dominating a young lad who works for her and calls her Mistress, but there is no actual BDSM content included in this segment -that is saved for bondage scenes involving male agents 77 and 37 held captive by "evil" (read: skanky) women.
What we have here is basically a stupid parody of "Get Smart", with a chief having a shoe-phone and wearing quasi-Sherlock Holmes garb. He rivals Keith in overacting in vain attempts to generate laughs.
Likewise, the awful script, with so-called humor including a name-drop of "Frankie Avalon Club" for non-sequitur value. Sex scenes, including Maria's are mechanical, and the crummy sets are so bad that one falling apart during a scene is perhaps the only genuine laugh in the whole overlong movie.
Atrocious soundtrack features library music, including during Maria's sex scene, rinky-tink versions of the Beatles' "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" and "Michelle".
For the record, Arnold starred in excellent early porn features, including "COZY COOL", while Keith did a fine job in "TOUCH ME", not this stinker.

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