Edward Penishands, Uncut Movie (1991)

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Description: A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the...advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Alexandra Quinn, Sikki Nixx
Scene 2. Jamie Leigh, Jeanna Fine
Scene 3. Ashley Nicole, Domonique Simone, Sikki Nixx
Scene 4. Alexandra Quinn, Jon Dough
Scene 5. Sikki Nixx
Scene 6. Jeanna Fine, Sikki Nixx
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I came across this movie while trying to find something to spice up my sex life with my wife of 69 years. You see, many years ago, when I fell for my wife, I was unfortunately standing on a stepladder, and shattered my penis. I made makeshift phallic appendages out of silicone and duct tape in a dying effort to revive myself and my wife's sex life, but I had no idea where to attach them - that is, until I watched this film. Now I fist my wife on the daily, thanks Mr. Penis Hands! You're a real pal. I give this excellent film two penises up!

It's a slight notch above most such movies. It actually looks like they spent a bit of money on the title character's special effects - the kind of thing you wouldn't mind taking to a adult-only Halloween party. There's also plenty of hard-core sex, meaning the plot is marginal. But it's actually mildly funny as a parody, which is more than you can say about such "ripoff" XXX movies. Not that I've seen a lot of them, you understand, but so I've heard... :)

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