Twin Action, Full (1993)

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Description: Dimwit inventor thinks he's come up with a true aphrodisiac, which villainous stud schemes to swipe.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears
Scene 2. Angel Bust, Lynden Johnson
Scene 3. Rebecca Wild, Jon Dough
Scene 4. Angel Bust, Rebecca Wild, Randy Spears
Scene 5. Lynn LeMay, Jon Dough
Review:
The biggest of the big boob superstars: Angel Bust, Lynden Johnson, Rebecca Wilde, and Lynn LeMay make the scene in Frank Marino's screwball comedy of intrigue, espionage, and sex, sex, sex. Spears tries to steal the secret formula from Dough. Lynn LeMay is a double agent that can alter her appearance. Angle Bust is a merciless seductress. And Rebecca Wilde, is just plain beautiful.
Another pathetically poor (and intentionally/repeatedly insulting) script by Cash Markman sinks this insipid feature.

It has two central fantasy gimmicks, badly executed. Story revolves around chemist Jon Dough accidentally inventing an aphrodisiac lotion that makes women uncontrollably horny when rubbed on their breasts.

Jon confides in his buddy Randy Spears about the lotion and they plan to go into business together to make a million. Randy unscrupulously enlists his friend Lynn LeMay to steal the formula and the rest of the movie is six sex scenes featuring 100% big fake tits actresses.

Second gimmick has Lynn with a secret power worthy of Barbara Eden: she can twirl around once and turn into another woman. This permits her to change into Lynden Johnson and Rebecca WIld to give the viewer some variety, while equally top-heavy Angel Bust plays Jon's wife.

Beyond the sex, Cash's screenplay is packed with dumb jokes and endless self-referential material making fun of the movie we're watching, as he contributes literally to pushing the notion that porn movies are stupid. Of course, in his case that's true, but the in-jokes are annoying. For example, at one point a horny Dough muses that he'll never get to f*ck twice in a single day unless he stars in porn movies, like those he's seen on video by -what's the guy's name? Oh- Frank Marino, the director of "Twin Action". How amusing.

Supposedly surprise twist ending is as stupid as the rest of the show. Cash has self-loathing concerning his chosen profession and insists on taking it out on his audience.

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