Best retro porn by years

Description and review: Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty good filmed version of a variety show from that time This is the actual show as presented in the late ’40s. Well, there isn’t an audience (the sound of one I heard a few times were probably pre-recorded) present and there were probably a few acts edited out but this seemed to be a show as originally presented before a live gathering of strangers in one theatre room. Anyway, there are strippers and unlike some of the shorts I saw that also had exotic dancers, this one actually had those strippers show their boobs at the end of their performance after just taking off their bra and showing pasties during their act. The comic team in the show do a variation of routines made famous by Abbott & Costello like the comic getting doused with water from a mouth, getting cheated out of money, or getting a busy line when trying to reach a certain number. Those were pretty amusing. Then there were some songs performed by singers and some non sexual dance routines. In summary, this Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty enjoyable film of a show as it was performed back in the day.

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught viewing or posessing them. Several of the shorts in the collection begin with the protective disclaimer “This film is released for art classes and art students and is not intended for public exhibition.” Aslo featured in this collection is rare footage of bulesque queen, actress Sally Rand performing her famous “Bubble Dance.”
– Parisian Nights With Ilona
– Screen Test of Joan Arnold
– Sheree In Her Original Harem Dance Sheree North
– Inga Zarby
– Annette – Naughty, Naughty
– Bonnie Jean Hendre
– Cherry Knight
– Yvonne Marthay
– Marie Voe
– Lana
– Lois in Lingerie Delilah Jones
– Silk Stocking Poses
– Nude Photo Fun
– The Sea Nymph
– How To Hold A Husband
– Backstage in Burlesque
– Honymoon Help Meet
– Sally Rand’s Bubble Dance Sally Rand
– Black Lingerie
– Sarong Dance

Description and review: Take a trip down memory lane and explore the lost tribal traditions of good old fashioned sex, sex, sex. Discover the lost films of Grandpa as we continue our journey into yesteryear. No tit jobs or tummy tucks here. Just good ole fashioned fuckin!

Description and review: Very rare footage of Roberta Pedon, Margaret Middleton, Paula Page, Virginia Bell, Joan Brakeman, Cupcake Cassidy, Nancy Brown, June Palmer and Penny. Completely digitized from the original footage, these vintage models were all blessed with ample, supple all natural breasts which they showcase here for you in traditional cheesecake fashion. Your collection cannot got without this three hour specialty volume!

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught or possessing them. A few of the extremely rate standouts in this collection include Sharon Strips On The Sofa, Flora Disrobes and Ready for Bed.
– Sharon Strips On The Sofa
– Naked At The Lake
– Flower Gate Strip Tease
– Blazes’ Panty Dance
– Long Tall Sally
– Swingin’ Nude
– Greta’s Garters
– Lana’s Legs
– Red Head On The Bed
– Nancy Au Natural
– Irene Undresses
– Tanning By The Pool
– Flora Disrobes
– Delores’ Dressing Table
– Reading Naked
– Carla Cools Off On The Couch
– Hard To Beat
– Up Connie’s Dress
– Ready For Bed
– Smokin’ Hot

Description and review: This Scene begins with a blowjob for a man with a mask. After she has undressed, he fingers her and begins to play with his cock. After a while, he begins to fuck her from the back and to her ass.

Description and review: AKA: Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks, Sensual Freedom in the Ozarks, Freedom in the Ozarks, Free Sex in the Ozarks
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Andrea True, Eric Edwards
Scene 2. Janet Jones, guy
Scene 3. Mary Stuart, Davey Jones
Scene 4. Andrea True, Russ Carlson
Scene 5. Mary Stuart, Eric Edwards
Scene 6. Janet Jones, Davey Jones
Scene 7. Andrea True, Mary Stuart
Scene 8. Andrea True, Mary Stuart, guy
Review:
I saw 8 of Shaun Costello's films theatrically (purely at random) back in the '70s-'80s, but thanks to a video, I've now seen over 50. OZARKS is quite minor but carries his stamp of clever plots/solid improvisation/slapdash production.

Shaun knits it all together by appearing on screen himself, giving newscasts that provide story exposition. A foursome is stranded after a plane crash (the durable movie gimmick of FIVE CAME BACK), and they split into two groups to seek help. (It's as far from the classy Reese Witherspoon production WILD as you can imagine.)

Dr. Maergaret Weed is portrayed by future disco star Andrea True, and though they're stranded and hiking for their lives, there's a handy blanket for True and a young, blond-haired Eric Edwards to hump on, seemingly to keep their spirits up (Reese had to rely on flashbacks for her sexual activity). The other pair hump on their own blanket, unidentified performers including a Black girl named Helen for mixed-combo action.

Banjo music plays as a third couple, farm folk Davey Jones & Mary Stuart have sex on yet a third blanket (too bad Shaun's work predates Product Placement as he could have hooked up with a manufacturer).

A reunited foursome finds the farmhouse with plenty of life-giving water belonging to Jones, and Costello pops up in a dual role-playing the farmhand. The auteur gets to hump True on a 4th blanket, and the farm's location is identified as Sleazy Oaks, Arkansas.

Eric befriends Stuart and tries selling her smog insurance (his job). She's not interested but humps him on another blanket. The Black girl Helen who is Weed's secretary, gets physical with Jones.

Costello is back on the air broadcasting that searchers have not found any trace of the plane (no surprise since this plane-crash movie is far too cheap to show us a plane at all)

The film ends with True and Stuart having a lesbian scene that segues to troilism.

What does it all mean? Basically, this is an exercise of form following function - events like the small-talk dialog are improvised and sexual content is born out of necessity - mixing and matching the available cast (minus any gay sex option, as the fans presumably wouldn't stand for that) in explicit sex mode until about an hour of usable footage has been printed. Edit, release, and repeat, with some slightly different concocted premise for the next masterwork.

It served the maestro well 40 years ago, and unfortunately, porn hasn't advanced much beyond this point, in fact regressing so that most new product more closely resembles the loops Edwards, True and Costello starred in at the beginning of their careers.

I do like Shaun's catchy title which proves great minds think alike. Even before he made this forgettable opus, I concocted a tile that was never used but has a similar ring: LESBO ACTIVITY IN THE ADIRONDACKS. Now that i've gone public with it, I hope someone uses it for a real video - I'll be the first (and last perhaps) kid on my block to buy a copy.

Description and review: American Vintage 2 is a further look at explicit amateur films made decades ago. These antique films, once known as "Stag" or "Smokers" are what paved the way for the billion dollar porn industry we know today. In this collection, you will see rare footage of sex throughout the centuries.

Description and review: We begin with some anonymous early '50s schtuping...
But really get into the swing with color footage of a voluptuous sepia siren searching for her inner self, until two long-haired white boys join the hunt!
Soon, a three-way sexfest - two gals, one guy - is "explained" by funny, funky subtitles...And, after a while, a Madonna-ish dish with golden hair and nicely rounded charms poses in dark hose!
Before long, a pixie-haired, bosomy, beauty-marked brunette, in earrings and nothing else, makes the black & white footage sing!
In color, early '60s footage, a cute, puffy-lipped brunette, shares staggering mammaries... And another cute, though less busty, brunette follows, spread on an orange spread!
Then, as a Bucky Bonus, we get several trailers for such '70's smutfests as Teenage Coeds and The Erotic Director.
Featuring the twin talents of RENE BOND and CAROL (Deep Throat) CONNORS.

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes 115: Burlesque & Nudes '40s & '50s

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes S-510: Solo Nudes, Beavers & Split Beavers 1960'S (All B&W)
Episode Titles and Categories:
Nighty Night (1f, Big Tits, Split Bushy Beaver)
Big Tit Tease (1f, Split Beaver)
Lucy (1f, Split Beaver)
Regina (1f, Split Beaver)
Afternoon Fun (1f, Split Beaver)
Karla (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Susan Fletcher (1f, Big Tits, No Beaver)
Carmen (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Willie (1f, Split Beaver)
Frieda (1f, Split Beaver)
Donna (1f, Split Beaver)
Charlene (1f, Split Beaver)
Terry (1f, Split Beaver)
Sarah (1f, Split Beaver)

Description and review: List of loops:
- Bohrloch Cabaret
- Siam Katzen
- Obsession X

Description and review: Thirty years ago the adult film contained in this package shocked and disgusted even the most jaded porno fans of the time. It's blatant sexuality proved to be so controversial, the producers were forced to change the title to College Coed. Although "Historic Erotica" recently released it to a modern audience with it's original title intact, we have been astounded to find out that even today the subject matter(hint: the lady dressed in black and white is committed to a marriage literally made in heaven) is considered "so shocking), we are unable to print the original title. However, the print itself is uncensored and when you purchase this classic, you will see intact the ultimate sin committed by a young woman and her lover. Is it sacreligious or simply too hot for society to handle? You be the judge!

Description and review: The Port Whores Of Napoli

Description and review: Black Boobs, Hot Lust

Description and review: Two college girls are messing around when one notices the other has no underwear on. She playfully spanks her ass which gets them both hot and they attack each other with fingers, tongues, and a long, sleek, hard, rubber dildo.

Description and review: Masturbating with a huge cucumber while Farmer Brown is watching is just the beginning. When the frisky cucumber Jumps out of her pussy, clear across the room. Farmer Brown rushes in to plug the hot hole.

Description and review: The camera spies on these college students passionately making love in the shower, but what happens in the bedroom will make your mouth drool with envy. A very special form of Greek love is shown with incredibly sharp close-ups. This is an amazing, exciting film and a must for your collection.

Description and review: He pulls off her panties and spreads her legs wide... Sucks her sweet pussy then puts his big prick inside. She’s lickin’ her lips at the size of his cock... So she sucks it and licks it it’ll easily slide into her box. His cum spills over her cunt as he gets off his rocks!

Description and review: Excited and aroused, the audience watches the sexual acrobatics of a young couple as they perform on stage. Soon the audience joins them and the result is a sizzling orgy that will leave you breathless.

Description and review: This young couple worked hard to get a piece of the good life and the first thing they do is hire a maid to do the dishes and give them each head. First the mistress shows her how to eat pussy, then the master shoves his cock down her throat.

Description and review: Ron Jeremy (Mr. Foot Long) pays his annual visit to the erotic Club Eros. His hostess turns out to be a genuine born Hawaiian hula dancer. Erotic dancing, deep throat action, 12” cock and a luscious dancer in action are only some of the exciting features of this flick.

Description and review: J.J.'s hot eager mouth engulfs Paul's throbbing tool driving him to the brink of sensual madness

Description and review: The thought of an attractive brunette all naked and wet in the bathtub is too much for Harry. Ha peeks in and it surprised to find her playing with herself. Can I join he asks. Be my guest she relies.

Description and review: This is one sexy lady! Her body screams for a man! Her ebony skin begs to be touched! What she wants is the undulating pleasure of his shaft and all the hot wet cum!

Description and review: Legendary industry make-up artist, Alexis Vogel, plays the madam of a whorehouse that caters to any and every request, including two brothers (Summers and Wallice) who want to make love to a woman at the same time.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Kimberly Kane, Marc Wallice
Scene 2. Brittany, Wayne Summers
Scene 3. Chaz Vincent, Todd Alexander
Scene 4. Kimberly Kane, Rebecca Steele
Scene 5. Rebecca Steele, Marc Wallice, Wayne Summers

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Heather Lee, Gerry Pike
Scene 2. Beatrice Valle, Alex Sanders
Scene 3. Sarah Jane Hamilton, Alex Sanders
Scene 4. Nikki Sinn, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Scene 5. Nikki Sinn, Gerry Pike, Steve Hatcher

Description and review: AKA: Dans le Vice, Family Group, The Au-Pair Girl
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Stefania Sartori, Boris Bianco
Scene 2. Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco
Scene 3. Julia Larot, Suzy Cat, Francesco Malcom
Scene 4. Suzy Cat, Eros Cristaldi
Scene 5. Stefania Sartori, Francesco Malcom
Scene 6. Julia Larot, Boris Bianco
Scene 7. Julia Larot, Julia Tchernei, Stefania Sartori, Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco, Eros Cristaldi, Francesco Malcom, Mike Foster,

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Unknown Female
Scene 2. Angi Baletti, Ela Star, Unknown Female, 2 guys, Harry Killer, Willi Montana, Yves Baillat
Scene 3. Unknown Female, guy, Willi Montana
Scene 4. Angi Baletti, Biggi Gibb, Ricarda de Angelo, Mike Bolz, Siggi Enting, Yves Baillat

Description and review: AKA: Leather Video Dreams, Reves De Cuir [French]
A young woman and her maid are awakened by a strange image furtively seen through a series of submission and domination fantasies. Swept into the whirlpool of their erotic frenzy, they begin to be prisoners of LEATHER DREAMS. This tale is directed by Master of Porno Francis Leroi, who finally reconciles pornography with erotism!
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Deborah Wells, Zara Whites, Unknown Male
Scene 2. Carole Tredille, Zara Whites, Unknown Male
Scene 3. Zara Whites, Christoph Clark
Scene 4. Charlene Roben, Sunny McKay, Richard Rouille
Scene 5. Claudine St. Jacques, Franck Chapuis, guy, Yves Baillat
Scene 6. Zara Whites, Christoph Clark, Franck Chapuis, Yves Baillat
Scene 7. Carole Tredille, Zara Whites, 2 guys, Christoph Clark
Scene 8. Deborah Wells, Christoph Clark
Review:
Extensively hyped by production company Colmax (for whom this title remains an all time bestseller) at the time, REVES DE CUIR represented the first shot on video feature made by the sadly no longer with us longtime filmmaker Francis Leroi, whose career ran the gamut from free-form '60s risqué fare heavily indebted to the French New Wave (CINE GIRL) via '70s soft-core romps (LES TENTATIONS DE MARIANNE) to all out hardcore (JE SUIS A PRENDRE, LA PETITE FILLE AU BORDEL) with the occasional sidestep into outright fantasy (LE DEMON DANS L'ILE). A man of great intelligence and eloquence, he never felt the need to answer for his chosen profession, instead laboring long and hard (keep the penile jokes to yourselves, please !) to make the best adult movies that the limits of time and budget would allow.
Experimenting with the then new technology resulted in what may have been his most unpredictable and adventurous movie since his non-linear, Godard-influenced early days. Working with an eclectic cast comprised of at least four different nationalities, he immediately discarded all dialog, making the finished film both more abstract and universal. The set-up consists of a bizarre, unfathomable incident which could also be interpreted as Leroi's conscious attempt at breaking down the "fourth wall". A mystery man (tellingly played by the director) leaves a videotape on a bus shelter bench next to an elegantly attired waiting woman. She's Dutch adult superstar Zara Whites who made quite a splash on both sides of the Atlantic. At home, she slips the cassette into the VCR, witnesses a stylish VIDEODROME-inspired S&M session with former Miss France runner-up Tennesy (star of Michel Ricaud's LES PUTES DE L'AUTOROUTE and ALLO FANTASMES, ICI DOCTEUR) and proceeds to lose all track of time or reality. One moment she's making out in the shower with her very accommodating personal maid Deborah Wells (billed as "Noelle O'Hores"), the next she's in a smoky jazz club fantasizing about a pair of sophisticated strumpets (Australian Sunny McKay and stunning black Charlene Roben who appeared in several of Max Bellocchio's more extreme endeavors) mauling sax player Richard Rouille. She appears to wake up (from a dream within a dream perhaps ?) next to husband/lover Christophe Clark but is then whisked away by another masked man to a cabin in the woods where, strapped to a chair and ball-gagged, she's forced to watch a light kink number involving Claudine St. Jacques (credited as "Pénélope") and diminutive muscle hunk Frank Chapuis. And so it continues. Whites becomes ever more addicted to the images on the tape (Leroi's allegory of the adult audience's state of mind ?) and is ultimately swallowed whole, winding up trapped in the TV set. The coda sees Leroi leaving the tape for another woman to pick up.
Though one could conceivably compare Leroi's intent to that of David Lynch with Lost Highway or for that matter Michael Haneke with CACHE – both of which this ironically predates – if one were academically minded (or in need of a good excuse to enjoy such polished filth), I think it's a safe bet to assume that the director was just having fun with the possibilities of his new medium, making the technology which in effect brought sex back from the theaters into most people's bedrooms an important part of the narrative. Throwing logic out of the window early on, this "waking dream" type of narrative strand is ultimately clear and straightforward, neatly looping back to its beginning at film's end. The somewhat choreographed, ritualistic sex benefits greatly from this presentation, contrary to my usual personal preference of enthusiasm and spontaneity. The moody camera work by Norbert Marfaing-Sintes (who shot lots of naughty cable fare for French channel M6) uses the extreme clarity of the video image to its advantage, especially in a CLOCKWORK ORANGE-style sequence with Zara groped by various disembodied gloved hands while underneath a gradually torn satin sheet. Not wanting to repeat himself, Leroi dropped the ball somewhat with this movie's muddled and near-incomprehensible sequel. Fortunately, his last feature, the complex and haunting REGARDE-MOI, was a complete masterpiece, a fitting testament for one of the finest French adult filmmakers.

Description and review: AKA: Belye Nochi Sankt-Peterburga: noch vtoraya [Russian]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Polina Polianskaya, Anton Danilov
Scene 2. Frenchie, guy
Scene 3. Valentina Makarova, Anton Danilov, guy
Scene 4. Anastasia, 2 guys
Scene 5. Christina Faye
Scene 6. Kseniya Pavlova, Anton Danilov
Scene 7. Zinaida Kuzmina, guy
Scene 8. Natali, guy, Viktor Bogatyrev

Description and review: AKA: Harry S. Morgan Spezial: Verbotene Bilder
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Daniella Schiffer, David Perry
Scene 2. Nikki Babe, Tom Cruiso
Scene 3. Izabel, David Perry
Scene 4. Nikki Babe, Horst Baron
Scene 5. Ira von Stahl, Horst Baron
Scene 6. Daniella Schiffer, Izabel
Scene 7. Daniella Schiffer, Ira von Stahl, David Perry, Tom Cruiso

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Natali, guy
Scene 2. Diana Diamond, guy
Scene 3. 2 girls, Christina Faye, 2 guys, Rodney
Scene 4. Anastasia Melnikova
Scene 5. Irina, Ilya Rybak
Scene 6. Olesya Derevko, Anton Danilov, guy

Description and review: A fallen angel tells a tale of major Euro fucking in the convent somewhere deep in the wooded areas. They take their sick and disorderly to a nice loving area only to fuck them back into shape. They have revived many people this way. I mean what's a little anal sex, sucking dick, finger fuck or a threesome to do when there are all orgies down and out. This religious regimen is by far the best in the world.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Judy Flash, Nick Lang
Scene 2. Unknown Female, John Walton
Scene 3. Ketthy Divan, John Lenin, Zoltan Kabai
Scene 4. Fernanda Diaz, Ketthy Divan, Nick Lang
Scene 5. Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Lenin
Scene 6. Fernanda Diaz, Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Walton, Nick Lang

Description and review: AKA: College Girl, Schoolgirl: the Beginning, Школьница 1 [original Russian]
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Frenchie
Scene 2. Anastasia, Natali, 2 guys
Scene 3. Frenchie, Nikolay Stavrogin
Scene 4. Frenchie, Anton Danilov, guy, Ilya Rybak
Scene 5. Ekaterina Shitova, Olesya Derevko, guy
Scene 6. Olesya Derevko, Viktor Bogatyrev
Scene 7. Christina Faye, Roman Streletskiy, Unknown Male
Scene 8. Margarita, Unknown Female
Scene 9. Margarita, Unknown Female, Ilya Rybak
Scene 10. Frenchie, Vadim Muromtsev