New Wave Hookers 3, Uncut (1993)

Description: A man takes his frigid wife to an institute where technology that arouses people through music had been developed. However, she gets turned into a hooker and the headmistress of the institute develops personal interest in her.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Crystal Wilder, Jon Dough
Scene 2. Brittany O'Connell, Jon Dough, Marc Wallice
Scene 3. Danyel Cheeks, P.J. Sparxx, Jon Dough, Rocco Siffredi
Scene 4. Crystal Wilder, Nikki Dial
Scene 5. Crystal Wilder, Nikki Dial, Marc Wallice
Scene 6. Heather Hart
Scene 7. Crystal Wilder, Cal Jammer, Marc Wallice, Terry Thomas, Tony Tedeschi
Scene 8. Francesca Le, Lacy Rose, Jon Dough
Scene 9. Crystal Wilder, Rocco Siffredi
Scene 10. Cody O'Connor, Crystal Wilder, Tiffany Million, Cal Jammer, Marc Wallice, Terry Thomas, Tony Tedeschi
Scene 11. Crystal Wilder, Rocco Siffredi
Scene 12. Tiffany Million, Jon Dough
Scene 13. Francesca Le
Scene 14. Lacy Rose
Review:
The film is narrated by Jon Dough who plays "Frank Baxter". It's told from the start that Dough is dead and is telling his tale from the afterlife, dressed in a flashy white leisure suit. He flashes back to the beginning of his story where he and his wife, played by Crystal Wilder, are sitting in bed moaning about how they have no money. To cheer him up she sucks him off for about twenty seconds and then he comes up with a great idea to get them some cash. He suggests that because she sucks dick so well she should become a prostitute! She (obviously) is appalled by the idea and goes to sleep, leaving him lying on the bed with his cock in his hand. He 'phones his pal Marc Wallice and tells him to come over...

Marc comes over and brings his girlfriend Brittany O'Connell who likes to have sex with other people around. So Jon and Marc team up on Brittany while Crystal sleeps beside them. Apparently this is a big turn-on for Marc and Brittany, as they pay Jon for the pleasure of it at the end of the scene. It's a fairly hot scene, with Brittany reminding us once again how she shouldn't have had that damn boobjob. They look fine to me, in this film! She's got so fat after having the op as well.... Never mind, at least we have scenes like this to remember her by. The only disappointment here is the cumshots, which are ridiculously fired at Brittany's shoe! Shoes?! Whatever next? This is a bit odd, but doesn't RUIN the scene completely and may even be a turn-on for some folk....

Back with the plot, Jon decides to consult his lawyer about divorce, assuming that the reason Crystal won't prostitute herself is because she's a married woman. His lawyer turns out to be Rocco (yay!) who owns some kind of strip club on the side. Danyel Cheeks dances for a bit, while Jon and Rocco have an exchange of dialogue about Jon's predicament. Rocco says he can help him, but first Jon must do something for him. Rocco has some "client" or other who wants to have his wife (PJ Sparxx) video'd having sex with another girl and two men (yeah, okay, this IS a VERY weak premise for a sex scene) so Jon is asked to do the honors. So we get a very hot four-way with Danyel, PJ, Rocco and Jon. There's much partner swapping and postion changing in this, so it's a bit confusing to review accurately, but if I recall correctly Danyel gets analed by Jon, and the cumshot is (GROAN!) another shoe blast! Why? I was beginning to worry about whether all the scenes would end up like this...

Never fear, they don't.... Back to the bar, Rocco tells Jon his idea about how to solve the prostitution issue. Rocco knows of somewhere called "The Deep House" where they train women to become hookers using the "finest in New Wave music" (ala the first two NWH films). He says that Jon should take her there and Jon agrees, sounding quite turned on at the idea.

Meanwhile, at Crystal's house, her and Nikki Dial are sitting on the battered old couch, trimming their pubic hair (!). Crystal confides in Nikki about Jon's idea, and Nikki (who plays a hooker) tells her that it's not so bad, being prostituted. To show her what it's like getting screwed by a strange man, they play out a brief re-enaction of the hooker (Crystal) picking up the trick (Nikki) in the living room. Obviously this breaks into a g/g scene. And a remarkably hot one at that. Both girls are very vocal, both girls look great (esp. Crystal) and both girls are very much "into it". They use a double-ended dildo at one point, which is also a nice touch. Basically, this is a great scene. It's no good describing it, just go out and see it!

After they recover from their (supposed) orgasms, Nikki invites round Marc Wallice to show Crystal the next stage... Screwing a man. They break into a three-way screw with both girls getting penetrated and all the usual positions (mish, doggie, oral) with no anal. I seem to recall a double BJ in this scene, which is always quite nice as the girls only use their tongues, no hands. Hot scene, whatever, and it ends in a dual facial, which in all honesty isn't all that impressive, but it doesn't do anything to affect the heat contained in the rest of the scene...

Back at home, Jon lures Crystal to "The Deep House" claiming that she is to become a "sleep assistant" at a laboratory (can't believe she fell for that old chesnut, eh?). Thus begins Crystal's training. First off, she's taken into a white room (earpiece firmly in place) and gang banged by a group of men (Terry Thomas, Wallice, Tedeschi and Cal Jammer) in Phantom of the Opera masks and robes, while Rocco sits on the sidelines wanking the weasel. I'm not much of a gang bang fan but Crystal looks verrry nice here and it's actually quite an erotic little sequence, as she's passed around the table from man to man, being penetrated by one, while sucking another, masturbating another and leaving the fourth man to jerk himself off for awhile whilst he waits for his "turn". Not too erotic a concept, I know, but it works out okay, thanks to Dark's fine camera-work and Crystal's general enthusiasm for such a strange sexual pastime... The four guys all cum on various areas of Crystal's body and Rocco doesn't cum at all.

Now the plot really heats up as Crystal tells Rocco that he must kill Jon Dough, as he's becoming a threat to Crystal and Tyffany's affair. Rocco says he will do it in return for sex with Crystal as he's very much attracted to her. Tyf reluctantly agrees and takes Rocco to Crystal's chamber. Before they screw, Crystal tells Rocco that she really wants to see her husband again and that she misses him a lot. Rocco says he'll do his best and they start to have sex. This is a real stand-out b/g scene, with both partners out of control with enthusiasm and going a little further than just "the usual motions". It's standard postitions, but the heat generated by the pair of them is really impressive. It's a bit gross how Rocco seems to love drooling into her mouth all the time, but hey she seems to like it so who's complaining? This lengthy (but not boring) scene climaxes with a fairly good facial courtesy of Rocco which splashes her face quite nicely...

Anyhow, overall I loved this film. The acting was super, the script amazing (esp at the end) and it played more like an erotic comedy thriller than a porn flick. Also, speaking of erotic comedy thrillers there were more than a few throes to "Exit To Eden", the recent mainstream film with Dan Aykroyd and friends, which were explored much better here than in that hunk of shite. The interesting thing about this film was that, unlike the previous two NWH films, this one explored deeper the ramifications behind having females as robots and therefore was less misogynistic than expected. In the end, the three main characters have fell in love with Crystal and want her back to normal, but of course she's too far gone to change, which puts a more realistic angle on to the New Wave Hooker idea whereas in 1 & 2 it just served as being the "ultimate male fantasy" (ie woman as robotic sex slave). It's obvious that in real life, eventually man would tire of the robots and want his real woman back, as Frank Baxter does in this film. In the first two, the "hookers" were treated as objects, whereas here they have a slightly more "humane" portrayal... (still doesn't make it a "couples" movie, mind)

The grade? Well, during the credits I was worried I would have to give this a bad grade as the truly grotesque Leanna Foxxx was featured very prominently, but thank God, she barely even appeared in this film (she was one the "ornaments" lazing around the "Deep House" along with some other anonymous girls), therefore allowing me to give it a good grade (Anything with Leanna in it too much gets downed by at least a 1.00). I'll give a 3.55 on the Imperial Scale. It's funny, thrilling, sexy and very well made. Greg Dark is the King of Porn. It's official....