Spitfire, Uncut (1984)

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Description: A sultry assassin is the target of two separate operatives in this globe-trotting action flick shot on location in the Bahamas, Athens, Rome and Hong Kong.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Samantha Fox, John Leslie
Scene 2. Tigr, Michael Morrison
Scene 3. Annie Sprinkle, R. Bolla
Scene 4. Tigr
Scene 5. Sharon Mitchell, Barry Black
Scene 6. Gail Sterling, Eric Edwards
Scene 7. Samantha Fox, Eric Edwards
Scene 8. Annie Sprinkle, Tigr, Joey Silvera
Scene 9. Tigr, Eric Edwards
Scene 10. Susan Nero, R. Bolla
Scene 11. Rikki Harte, Joey Silvera
Scene 12. Annie Sprinkle, Eric Edwards
Review:
This movie is awfully excellent. It is impossible to believe that it was not made as a spoof of the made-for-TV movie. Every single frame contains the most trite, amateurish and inept writing, filming, and acting I have ever seen. It is absolutely stunning, and one needs to watch it several times to be able to comprehend how many bad things are going on at any given moment.

From the pre-title scene, in which a woman exposes her breasts nonchalantly for possibly the longest and most inappropriate amount of time I've ever witnessed, all the way through the gymnastics, the cheesy tight red-shorted spy who mouths the words of the other actors as they are speaking . . . the costumes, the men in drag who play the Romanian gymnasts, this is but a sampler of what you can see in this incredible picture.

If someone does not release this on DVD and promote it, a priceless artifact of 1990s cinema is in danger of being lost. I had to buy it on ebay as used VHS. PLEASE re-release this movie, it could have a cult following. I am terrified that my VHS version will not last until I die.

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