On White Satin, Full (1980)

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Description: The sexiest things happen when we see the goings on under a soft, sexy white satin sheet. From the honeymoon couple to the wild fraternity toga party, On White Satin proves it’s the best bet for a picture that will have great legs, sexy arms and beautiful thighs. The sexiest things happen with Seka, erotic cinema’s reigning superstar, in the soft satin embrace of her lovers. Also, it stars Lisa DeLeeuw, plus the exciting discovery of Tami Thomas, who, along with seven other ladies, proves that the sexiest things happen on On White Satin.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Holly Page, Lynx Canon
Scene 2. Lysa Thatcher, Spender Travis
Scene 3. Starr Wood, Eric Stein, Herschel Savage
Scene 4. Lisa De Leeuw, Blair Harris
Scene 5. Seka, Tami Thomas, Paul Thomas
Scene 6. Liza, Gary Eberhart
Scene 7. Coral Cie, Lynx Canon, Billy Dee, Felix Sleed
Scene 8. Seka, Jon Martin
Scene 9. Lynx Canon, Billy Dee
Scene 10. Cecelia Wilson, Liza, Felix Sleed
Scene 11. Cecelia Wilson, Coral Cie, Gary Eberhart
Scene 12. Cecelia Wilson, Coral Cie, Liza, Felix Sleed
Scene 13. Coral Cie, Lynx Canon, Felix Sleed
Scene 14. Lysa Thatcher, Spender Travis
Review:
From the Lewis Bros., "On White Satin" is well-shot porn, but hardly worth noting over 3 decades later. Once sold on the basis of superstar Seka, it emerges as ephemeral porn that's mediocre by Golden Era standards.

Bucolic opening with lovely girls, including one riding a horse, turns out to be a stag movie that Lysa Thatcher is watching. Stag features lesbian content, while Lysa deep throats her boy friend in the "live action".

Femme narration announces the next segment, so we're watching a hodge-podge rather than a feature classic film. Next vignette is set on a wedding night with a pretty maid singing the title song as she makes the bed. She masturbates on the sheets as two workmen outside peep. They come inside for a threesome with her.

Lisa De Leeuw is a honeymooner driving in a red sports car, heading for this Bates Motel, cuing a lame "Psycho" spoof. Their sex in bed, on those title sheets again, is supposedly the first time for Lisa, something of a shock to her loyal fans I would presume.

Paul Thomas narrates the next segment as he helps two blondes whose car broke down. He gives them a lift and f*cks them in his flatbed truck on satin sheets (Seka is one of them). He gives Seka the sheet as a memento.

Back home Seka is invited to a toga party as film's finale. Orgy features Jon Martin humping her on a couch, she's wearing, you guessed it, Paul's gift sheet. In corny tradition (this sort of "inanimate object linking scenes & folks serially") Billy Dee finds Seka's sheet after she's disrobed and that's how it gets to the frat house where Thatcher was watching the stag in the film's opening scene.

I missed this one theatrically back in the day, but I would have tuned out early on, not being a fan of this rather lame format used so often as the structure of Loop Carriers. We've come full circle, with vignettes, now running 20 to 40 minutes long, have largely replaced features in 21st-century porn consumption, primarily via streaming.

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