The Creasemaster, Uncensored (1993)

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Description: Meet Jean-Paul Slamdog. The Creasemaster. His obsession is the crease, and not just your everyday, average crease. No, Slamdog's in love with the crease between beautiful women's legs - and he'll do anything to get at it. His only problem ... Full Descriptionis a four letter world. W-I-F-E. Another instant classic from the award-winning director Gregory Dark.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Tiffany Million, Jonathan Morgan
Scene 2. Heather Hart, Jonathan Morgan, Marc Wallice
Scene 3. Lacy Rose, Tiffany Million
Scene 4. Devon Shire, Lacy Rose, Mike Horner
Scene 5. Tiffany Million, Kyle Houston, Tim Lake
Scene 6. Tiffany Million, Jonathan Morgan
Scene 7. Christine Appleigh, Tiffany Mynx, Jonathan Morgan
Review:
It's a matter of taste (bad taste), but this post-Dark Brothers movie was considered one of the all-time greats, and got Jonathan Morgan an industry Best Actor award for his usual smarmy overacting. Thirty years later it's hard to watch and seems utterly trivial and annoying. (Disinterest in this movie is underscored by the fact that in 30 years no one added the obvious beauty/bondage queen Tori Sinclair to the cast list for her early cameo role until I did, just now.)
As the title character, also called Slamdog, he plays an insurance agent married to Tiffany Million who becomes pervesely obsessed with pussies. The viewer is treated to endless closeups and even montages of naked pussies, more boring than titillating. The same goes for the frequent sex scenes, which all revolve around voyeurism and especially the latter-day fetish of hotwifing.
Director Gregory Dark uses the gimmick of either Morgan or Million talking to the camera, overexplaining what their character is thinking. I sense that had Dark not succeeded as a pornographer, he might have aspired to be a documentary filmmaker, perhaps studying the inhabitants of Papua New Guinea or some other far-off place. I once interviewed him (by phone) when he was named Alexander Hippolyte and directing some fine Shannon Whirry softcore movies and he seemed reasonable enough, but his porn outpit is annoyingly condescending. Poetic justice had him end up making a living shooting music videos (ouch!).
And condescending fits Morgan's character, just a creep. His fetichism reaches a peak in one scene where the climax is his money shot onto Million's feet. But that's not the movie's climax; we still have to sit through a completely extraneous final sex threesome interrupted by Million handing him a summons announcing their impending divorce.

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